One of our team, codenamed Batman, has informed me of a zombie gathering that is due to take place in our city. Thankfully, this advance warning is more than enough to begin preparing a defense.
It seems that this coming Halloween night, Saturday the 31st of October, shall be the staging ground for an epic gathering of the walking dead in the heart of Cork after nightfall. They believe that the presence of so many costumed people on the streets will allow them to blend in easily. Insider reports even suggest that the undead themselves may attempt to get in the spirit of the season, meaning that we will have to deal with superhero zombies, famous film star zombies, sci-fi and horror character zombies and worst of all, frilly pink dress wearing faerie zombies. The horror! The horror...
You have been warned, team. You know what you will face. Prepare yourself over the coming weeks. Have an escape strategy. And keep reading for more updates and news reports.
General Ryan
CZW
Monday, August 24, 2009
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